Saw this from one forum....

1. Nite - Sleep with air-con; Day - Bathe with heater on

2. Day - Cannot Wake up; Nite - Cannot Sleep

3. Cigarettes - Convenient to buy; not convenient to smoke

4. Chewing Gum - Can Chew, Cannot buy?? (Restricted to buying)

5. Smell Of rubbish besides letterboxes; Rubbish inside Letterbox

6. Private Cars - Cheaper & Cheaper to Buy,harder & harder to

7. Education - Teachers teaching Less but expects students to learn

8. High-tech barbaric Singaporeans - know how to use state-of-the art
equipment, but dont know how to use a simple dustbin or a toilet

9. There are quite a number of rich/poor in spore - They have Car,
Credit Card, CPF .... but no Cash and lots of loans

10. Translation is needed between Singaporean Chinese and Mainland

11. Sporean never like to vote, but like to complain

12. Half Sporeans! rushed to buy Hello kitty, but the other half busy
killing stray cats

13. Public Bus - Half the Crowd squeeze in front section of the Bus,
Second section is for Carrying Ghost