you r fulla admirers!!!
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Hello my dear,
Dear? Excuse me I dont't even know who the hell you are!
Complements of the season to you. I wish to express my sincere gratitude to you. My name is Miss Bessie and my contact address is (email@example.com) I am a young beautiful girl with full of love and caring also romantic. well I come in contact with your address at (www.mummysg.com) and I loved it, I think we can click together as one body and soul.
Gratitude? I can't actually remember doing anyone any favour here.
Secondly, young and beautiful girl? Can exchange into cash? Recession you know?
Full of love and caring, and also romantic? That I really dont't know! That's because i am full of hatred and selfish, and super-uber boring!
One body one soul? OMG! Let's not even go that far. It's scary you know? Why would I want to be stuck to a woman physically? How are we going to pee? Turn 180 degrees around and take turns? Unimaginable!
Please I will appreciate if you can use my mail address to contact my directly to my mailbox and at the same time I will show you my picture and you also know more about me. Moreover, I want you to know that distance ,race or religion is never a barrier in the course of love.
How nonsensical can you be? If distance is never a barrier, how the hell am I going to make love? Sorry, I ain't into cyber-sex. We can't reproduce that way... I swear. Not even Bill Gates can.
Phone sex is out of the question too. The little holes on the phone receiver are toooooooooooooooooo small.
Thanks for your love, understanding and co-operation. Please I hope favourably to get your reply, contact me with this email address above. I wish you a blissful and a happy moment over there. I wish you a Happy and prosperous New Year.
Did I give any love? You're delusional. It certainly wasn't me, I think it's your imaginary friend. Even scarier, that "something" that 99% of us doesn't want to bump into. That said, I really think you need a psychiatrist fast.
Yours sincerely too,
Son of a biatch!
Received in my mailbox with "love".
Real heroes are men who fall, fail and are flawed, but win out in the end because they stayed true to their ideals, beliefs and commitments. Actor Kevin Costner
you r fulla admirers!!!
She really think my name is GONG KIA!
WAH SEI! LOL.
Charming sia you
You make me feel so slutty now... tao yannnnnnnnnnnnnnn
But but ... really reminded me of this song. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Year 2000... expire already ! Now 2009 already you know?
owwwww c'mon MY DEAR DEAREST ENDOH,
women are complicated creature... the more "full of hatred and selfish, and super-uber boring!" a guy, the more girls attracted...
this post become discussion about hair LOLs
porukadotzu darlin~....shhhhhh....you said wrong thing LOLs....kenna caught.....
o ya, christiano crashed his ferari ...coz he used to drive toyota..
me dont like young boys....keanu reeves is more my type....