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Confusing Chinese Names

This is a discussion on Confusing Chinese Names within the Word Games and Jokes forum, part of the Games, Youtube and Greetings category; Confusing Chinese Names Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie want (anyone)? Operator : Yes, you can speak to ...

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    Confusing Chinese Names

    Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie want (anyone)?

    Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.

    Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie want (anyone)!

    Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?

    Caller : I'm Sam want (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie want (anyone)! It's urgent.

    Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?

    Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie want (anyone) that our brother Noel want (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel want (no one)got injured and now Noel want (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery want (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.

    Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgen t matter! You may find this hilarious but I dont't have time for this!

    Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?

    Operator : I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).

    Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!

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    This is hilarious ...

    Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:

    Anne Chang => Dirty (Mandarin)
    Anne Chin => Keep Quiet (Mandarin)
    Faye Chen => Dusty (Mandarin)
    Carl Cheng => Buttock (Hokkien)
    Monica Cheng => Touching your buttocks (Hokkien)
    Lucy Leow => You are dead (Hokkien)
    Jane Tan => Frying eggs (Mandarin)
    Suzie Leow => Lose till death (Hokkien)
    Henry Mah => Hate your mum (Mandarin)
    Corrine Tai => Poor fellow (Hokkien)
    Paul Chan => Bankrupt (Mandarin)
    Nelson Tan => Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)
    Leslie Tong => Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)
    Carmen Teng => Leg hair long (Hokkien)
    Connie Mah => Call your mother (Cantonese)
    Danny See => Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)
    Rosie Teng => Screws and nails (Hokkien)
    Pete Tsai => Nose droppings (Hokkien)
    Macy Koh => Never die before (Cantonese)

    Pass around for some laughter*

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    Hahaha...I wonder any more....

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    hahaha~ it was funny ^^

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    Noel is not pronounced as No~wel~ meh?


    maybe should change to Nor want....lols

    but its quite funny....heeee

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    haha~~ Nice "want"

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