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Old 16-11-2007, 10:05 AM   #1
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Never Lie To A Woman!!!

A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up" "Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked. The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish? He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?"


You'll love the answer....






























The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box....."
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Old 16-11-2007, 05:19 PM   #3
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Wahhaha.....gotcha.........
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Old 16-11-2007, 06:54 PM   #4
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HAHAHA .... good one!!!!
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Old 17-11-2007, 04:46 PM   #6
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I was laughing so hard when I read this, thus decided to share! =)
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