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13-09-2007, 02:02 PM
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26 Rep Power: 3 Reputation: 11  | Ways to turn Men Down HE : Can I buy you a drink? SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money. HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice. HE : How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE : I must've been given your share. HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday? SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend. HE : Your face must turn a few heads. SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs. HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out. SHE : Okay, get out. HE : I think I could make you very happy. SHE : Why? Are you leaving? HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me? SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time. HE : Can I have your name? SHE : Why? Don't you already have one? HE : Shall we go see a movie? SHE : I've already seen it. HE : Where have you been all my life? SHE : Hiding from you. HE : Haven't I seen you some place before? SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore. HE : Is this seat empty? SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. HE : So, what do you do for a living? SHE : I'm a female impersonator. HE : Hey baby, what's your sign? SHE : Do not enter. HE : Your body is like a temple. SHE : Sorry, there are no services today. HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. |
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Rep Power: 3 Reputation: 11 | Re: Ways to turn Men Down No leh. Sound a bit rude. Can't bring myself to do it. HAHA | ||||||
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7 Rep Power: 5 Reputation: 12 | Re: Ways to turn Men Down turn down guys u dun like is easy but turn down guys u like is hard. | ||||||
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11 Rep Power: 2 Reputation: 16 | Re: Ways to turn Men Down hahahhaha... good tips!:P but i find em a bit rude, dn think i can do it. probably just reject flatly, more direct lah. | ||||||
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14-09-2007, 08:32 AM
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Rep Power: 2 Reputation: 14  | Re: Ways to turn Men Down I find the answers show a uncaring, unsensitive heart... not something I want people to think of me even if I'm not gonna date them. | ||||||
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14-09-2007, 03:21 PM
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| Imperial Concubine  | Re: Ways to turn Men Down i like this one: HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me? SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time. |
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14-09-2007, 05:47 PM
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| Imperial Concubine  | Re: Ways to turn Men Down I like this too.... HE : Where have you been all my life? SHE : Hiding from you. |
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14-09-2007, 06:10 PM
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| Moderator  | Re: Ways to turn Men Down Whether I like the person or not, when i was in highschool i used to answer this kind of answers because I don't feel like entertaining guys that time...still playing jackstones when i was in my 3rd year...  |
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