Bless your heart sir, and screw you mdm.

This morning I took a huge dump at home and as a result was 30 minutes late for school. Panickedly dashed ino a lecture theatre, only to discover my classmates weren't there. So I politely approached a female teacher nearby: "Hi, I’m sorry I’m late, could you assist me in finding out where my class is seated at?"


She curtly exclaimed: "Excuse me?" Yeah the b**ch was like hey I can't be bothered, go locate them yourself.

 
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