Chia Keng Hokkien Mee @ Chomp Chomp Food Centre = LOUSY

One ho-hum hodgepodge of thick white (beehoon) cum thin yellow (egg noodles), a smattering of jaundiced sea creatures and exiguous pork belly filaments all writhing in the throes of some irreparably claggy gunk - this bastardized affair ain't anywhere near ready for prime time. Ditto the amateurish trite sambal chilli which screamed bloody wrong on so many levels.

Further factor in an asshole server encountered, coupled with nearly 40 minutes spent waiting, it therefore more than suffices to award two fat thumbs down. WAY DOWN.

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