A man was driving home with his wife, saw flashing blue lights in his rear view mirror and pulls over.
The man says: "What's the problem, officer?"
Officer said: "You were doing 120kmph on a 90kmph road."
Man: "No, Officer, I was doing 90."
Wife: "Oh, Harry...You were doing 140!" [Man gives wife a dirty look.]
Officer: "I'm also going to summon you for the broken rear light."
Man: "Broken rear light? I didn't know about a broken rear light!"
Wife: "Oh Harry, com'on...you've known about that rear light for weeks..." [Man points his middle finger at the wife.]
Officer shrugged, and continued: "You are also getting a ticket for not wearing your seat belt."
Man: "Oh, sir, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car..."
Wife: "HARRY! You never wear your seat belt!"
Man turns to his wife and yells: "Oh shut your damn mouth, you b&^ch!"
Officer: "Hey, calm down here...", turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband talks to you this way all the time??"
Wife says "No, only when he's drunk"
Man : !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The man says: "What's the problem, officer?"
Officer said: "You were doing 120kmph on a 90kmph road."
Man: "No, Officer, I was doing 90."
Wife: "Oh, Harry...You were doing 140!" [Man gives wife a dirty look.]
Officer: "I'm also going to summon you for the broken rear light."
Man: "Broken rear light? I didn't know about a broken rear light!"
Wife: "Oh Harry, com'on...you've known about that rear light for weeks..." [Man points his middle finger at the wife.]
Officer shrugged, and continued: "You are also getting a ticket for not wearing your seat belt."
Man: "Oh, sir, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car..."
Wife: "HARRY! You never wear your seat belt!"
Man turns to his wife and yells: "Oh shut your damn mouth, you b&^ch!"
Officer: "Hey, calm down here...", turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband talks to you this way all the time??"
Wife says "No, only when he's drunk"
Man : !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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