Endoh
Alpha Male
Hello my dear,
Dear? Excuse me I don't even know who the hell you are!
Complements of the season to you. I wish to express my sincere gratitude to you. My name is Miss Bessie and my contact address is (xxxxxxxx@yahoo.co.uk) I am a young beautiful girl with full of love and caring also romantic. well I come in contact with your address at (www.mummysg.com) and I loved it, I think we can click together as one body and soul.
Gratitude? I can't actually remember doing anyone any favour here.
Secondly, young and beautiful girl? Can exchange into cash? Recession you know?
Full of love and caring, and also romantic? That I really don't know! That's because i am full of hatred and selfish, and super-uber boring!
One body one soul? OMG! Let's not even go that far. It's scary you know? Why would I want to be stuck to a woman physically? How are we going to pee? Turn 180 degrees around and take turns? Unimaginable!
Please I will appreciate if you can use my mail address to contact my directly to my mailbox and at the same time I will show you my picture and you also know more about me. Moreover, I want you to know that distance ,race or religion is never a barrier in the course of love.
How nonsensical can you be? If distance is never a barrier, how the hell am I going to make love? Sorry, I ain't into cyber-sex. We can't reproduce that way... I swear. Not even Bill Gates can.
Phone sex is out of the question too. The little holes on the phone receiver are toooooooooooooooooo small.
Thanks for your love, understanding and co-operation. Please I hope favourably to get your reply, contact me with this email address above. I wish you a blissful and a happy moment over there. I wish you a Happy and prosperous New Year.
Did I give any love? You're delusional. It certainly wasn't me, I think it's your imaginary friend. Even scarier, that "something" that 99% of us doesn't want to bump into. That said, I really think you need a psychiatrist fast.
Yours sincerely,
Bessie...
Yours sincerely too,
Son of a biatch!
Received in my mailbox with "love".
*shrugs*
Dear? Excuse me I don't even know who the hell you are!
Complements of the season to you. I wish to express my sincere gratitude to you. My name is Miss Bessie and my contact address is (xxxxxxxx@yahoo.co.uk) I am a young beautiful girl with full of love and caring also romantic. well I come in contact with your address at (www.mummysg.com) and I loved it, I think we can click together as one body and soul.
Gratitude? I can't actually remember doing anyone any favour here.
Secondly, young and beautiful girl? Can exchange into cash? Recession you know?
Full of love and caring, and also romantic? That I really don't know! That's because i am full of hatred and selfish, and super-uber boring!
One body one soul? OMG! Let's not even go that far. It's scary you know? Why would I want to be stuck to a woman physically? How are we going to pee? Turn 180 degrees around and take turns? Unimaginable!
Please I will appreciate if you can use my mail address to contact my directly to my mailbox and at the same time I will show you my picture and you also know more about me. Moreover, I want you to know that distance ,race or religion is never a barrier in the course of love.
How nonsensical can you be? If distance is never a barrier, how the hell am I going to make love? Sorry, I ain't into cyber-sex. We can't reproduce that way... I swear. Not even Bill Gates can.
Phone sex is out of the question too. The little holes on the phone receiver are toooooooooooooooooo small.
Thanks for your love, understanding and co-operation. Please I hope favourably to get your reply, contact me with this email address above. I wish you a blissful and a happy moment over there. I wish you a Happy and prosperous New Year.
Did I give any love? You're delusional. It certainly wasn't me, I think it's your imaginary friend. Even scarier, that "something" that 99% of us doesn't want to bump into. That said, I really think you need a psychiatrist fast.
Yours sincerely,
Bessie...
Yours sincerely too,
Son of a biatch!
Received in my mailbox with "love".
*shrugs*
